Natural causes Billy, natural causes... Well, we did it son, we fought a battle for your well being, and won. Well, then you should. In South Park, while chasing the boys, Death stops at the window of a TV store and watches an episode of Terrance and Philip. My bottom is really sore. So help me GOD Butters, I'm gonna get you back for this! I I guess maybe your soul is stuck here for a different reason. So now you feel better? South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters. Given some past celebrity-skewering "South Park" episodes, opening the back half of this season with a look at all the famous people who died over the summer seemed appropriate. Whoa! Grandpa: That's not fair, God damn it! Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts. The boys walk through the commercial district. Come on Cartman, he's just trying to get to you. So it is that show that is to blame. They can't hurt me, Butters. Toon Central is now under incredible pressure to cancel the show, and has already lost over 20% of their sponsors. That's a bunch of crap! We are spreading the word to this establishment that we demand better television, for our children! And now I'm forced to spend eternity in limbo. Dude, Stan, yuh you know why Jews have glassy eyes? Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear grandpa... Death (character) • Are you ready Billy? I thought you just came from the bathroom. Red Cross Blood Bank • Oh, alright, but take your grandpa with you. Let's see. Stay calm in there. D&D Beyond My name's not Billy, grandpa. Many of the businesses that they pass by have a "Closed" or "Out of Business" sign. All those in favor... Ohh, I think I've caught a touch of the flu from little Kenny this morning. Oh jeez. All along, I'm gonna make, make it right. Okay, that takes care of Token, Clyde, and Mr. Kitty. Hey Stan, now that Terrance & Phillip has been taken off the air, what are we going to do for entertainment? Uh, yeah, uh, I have this cousin who, who cheated on the SAT's and-. Do any of you guys have milk money I can borrow? I asked you to kill me Billy, but I was wrong. Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. He probably thinks if he apologizes to everyone, we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle. Hey, I think she could see you too. Why won't anybody talk about this. I think that a person has a right to die if they wanna. Stan: First thing we've gotta do to get the bike parade cancelled is raise awareness. Extras • So... so it was just... it was... just my ima... magination then? From now on, let's not talk to him, let's not even acknowledge him. Butters! Maybe you should ask the Lord for guidance. We'll do some more testing tomorrow. We don't want anybody getting hurt. Look! It'll stay the same because they'll just get offended although their kids are not delighted with the television series they put on for their kids.). I have a clip to demonstrate exactly what I mean. Can I ignore him with you? How would you like to make a dollar Billy? Extras • Hell, my wife and child are in there! Oh thanks. Dammit! You get us a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars or these people start dyin', man! Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail and are holding twelve people hostage at the Red Cross! "Make It Right" • Well, there's this ghost, see? Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of. That's it, Butters! We got Terrance & Phillip taken off the air. I'm not black, all right?! Dude, this is sweet, not having parents around. It's time for me to leave. I'm not going to Heck, Butters! I found the woman you need to talk to for me. Tell little Gregory that cheating is lying and lying is wrong, no matter what the circumstance. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. Oh my God, this is it, Butters. I'm planning a trip to Africa. KFC • That's it, now you know what it feels like to be grandpa. Not faking it, I'm making it right. So, is it okay to assist somebody with suicide, Mr. Garrison? I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. We saved the day. I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics. Divorced from its jolly cartoon visuals, “Tenorman” becomes even more threatening in script form, a dark rumination on vengeance and cruelty. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Death/Script?oldid=410933. God Speed. People with eyesight and seizure problems please dont watch ! Uh, Stan, I'm not touching that one with a twenty-foot pole. Oh my God, they killed Kenny. We'll do the rest. Eric Cartman • Your son is suffering from severe dementia. It's immature toilet humor! Don't worry dude, we can all go watch it at my house. Ohh, is that a fact? Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination! I've got the green apple splatters. Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know. Stream free-to-watch Full Episodes featuring Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in South Park, create your own South Park Character with the Avatar Creator, … Ooh, who wants ice cream with their cake? Billy, help grandpa stick this fork in the outlet. That's not fair, Goddammit! He does this shit all the time! Ready? Young man, you are not to watch that show anymore! Why do you look all haggard? But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you? I realized that the reason you won't kill me... ...is because you don't understand how I feel, Billy, but now I found a way to show you what it feels like to be a grandpa. Either you help me, or I will haunt you for the rest of your life! This psychic boy and his ghost pal are going to save the day! Oh, oh, okay, thanks for the advice, Jesus. Well, let me tell you something, Porky. Yes you do, you little pecker! It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on September 17, 1997. Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to? I can't find the passage to Heaven. My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. We need to boycott the entire network! I mean, we rip on him all the time! A tragic event is unfolding in South Park. A certain student's mother called me last night. Good. This is what I'm here to stop. Dammit Billy, do you want a dollar or don't ya? Cartman: Yeah. We had it wrong all the time! The network is not taking us seriously. I'm gonna miss you. Anwar Salahuddin Arsen Azizyan Beeb burpfish104 Buurin (Keith Hui) The G Man Mrkjobroni PepsiLover78 Snistrx83 Brett N. It’s been more than 14 years since South Park first aired on Comedy Central. Like super-AIDS. Wait, wait, I'm getting word that the president of the network is going to make a statement! We didn't think that by pretending you didn't exist, you would really change, but you really have. I'm like the kid in that movie! She said that this show is naughty, and might make you a potty mouth. I'm going to join your parents in requesting that you don't watch. Mom! Oh, you've been so helpful, I uh, just don't know how to thank you. South Park Studios released official scripts for South Park from Season One to episode eight of Season Five. Hey, I hate Cartman too. Bye grandpa, it was nice knowing you. New York, here we come! Two little boys have fearlessly gone inside the Red Cross. Uhh, oh Terrance? In fact, I think that's illegal. Yeah, I hope they protest TV shows forever. This is usually a sign of schizophrenia brought on by some tragic event in the child's past. You die if he touches you! Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me, and threatened to kill all the workers inside. Marvin Marsh • You can't kill my grandpa Stan, he's already passed on. Eh, grandpa, I had no idea how bad it was for you. Get a hold of yourself! I don't know what to do dude, my grandpa really wants to die. This is your problem, Butters! Tom, an incredible story of courage. Hey Terrance, now that you've farted, I think I might fart too. It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him. I would never kill somebody... not unless the piss me off. Yeah, I’m not kidding. Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Butters Stotch Sharon and Randy Marsh Gerald and Sheila Broflovski Stephen and Linda Stotch Richard and Mrs. She made me miss. Heh, heh, heh, heh. That does it, no more Mr. Nice Protesters. Over there hon. Contributing proofreaders. There's plenty of real things to be scared of. Then let's just ignore him. I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great. Kyle The 22nd episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 19, 1998. In the past, people have had to die for what they believed in, and we are prepared to do the same. That's everyone, I guess. " Pinkeye/Script " The official script for " Death " was released by South Park Studios. Yeah, just cause your mom is a stupid bitch doesn't mean the whole world has to suffer. I never realized ignoring him was an option. (You know what I think? And throughout history there have always been shows that have come and gone that have been very bad, and usually they get taken right off the air. Keep the thermostat under 70, and take care of your grandfather. Like Kyle? Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there Kenny! All right, I'll help you! Okay grandpa, okay, just get out of the way of the TV. Only it probably, Well, many times, the reason that the soul stays Earth-bound is because God is intending to. Trey Parker long wanted to feature a Grim Reaper-like death character in the series because since his childhood, Parker enjoyed drawing cartoon images of death riding on a tricycle. Do you think this is funny, God?! Oh wow, a Jew asking for money! Gonna make it right, girl, I've got to have your lovin' tonight! Butters, I just want to talk to you! We will not let these corporate half-wits ruin our children's minds. What changed you into such demonic little bastards? Ok. You just have to do one thing for me. These boys minds have been tainted by the garbage on television that they see, and we are fed up! Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Death is a minor antagonist from South Park, first appearing in the episode,Death. But I saw him! Script • Yeah, I think that parents only get so offended by television because the rely on it as a babysitter, and the sole educator of their kids. I see ghosts all the time. I'm going to. We interrupt this program to bring you loud static. Oh no Phillip, looks like you're about to fart. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Warsog, I've prepared a statement for you on behalf of the network. Hereare all the scripts South Park Studios was able to publish, up to episode 508, before being told to take them down. Episodes are in order according to their original air date. My grandpa asked me to kill him and I did it. I-I'm seeing dead people! I took a crap in the principal's purse... seven times. The episode is an extended parody of The Lord of the Rings, with Butters serving as Gollum, the boys as ringbearers, and the porno as the "precious" ring of power. It’s been around for that long. Jesus, is, is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to, because they're in a lot of pain, you know, like, assisted suicide, is that okay? He wishes he would have been a better son sometimes. For all the things I've done wrong. Make, make it right. We have to stop this smut from going on the air. Hey Cartman, that was really cool what you did. Hey, why don't we watch some of those porno movie thingies? We were just sitting there, watching Terrance & Phillip and... Terrance & Phillip, aha! The violent men are demanding a helicopter and two hundred thousand dollars cash. Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all. Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should ground him or call a doctor. And I myself was not aware of this horrible show until recently. "Margaritaville" is the third episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. Yeah, well you're the stupid ho that started it. Let nature run its course, or else end up in limbo. You Bastard!!! After Death touches Kenny, his touch kills him, Grandpa appears on … Tweak Liane Cartman Herbert Garrison Mr. Slave Principal Victoria Mr. Mackey Jerome "Chef" McElroy Museum of Tolerance Tour Guide Janitor Smoker Lemmiwinks Frog King Sparrow Prince Catatafish Devitzen's Tolerance Camp Warden and soldiers … Don't be sad, Butters. "Gonna Fly", Images • Watch Episode. I'm not touching that with a sixty foot pole. My spirit is at rest now. It's time for 'Plan B'. I, I mean, Cartman was watching it. All right. Heh, heh, heh, he farted right on his head, heh heh. You've got a very active little brain and your mind was just playing tricks on you. Nobody seems to know who the boys are or where they went off to, but they are heroes. Scripts will often go through multiple title changes during our crazy 6-day production process. We're gonna need poster boards, markers, and lots of glitter and glue. If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there. Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time. But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy, young man. Come on, Butters. Follow everyone's favorite troublemakers—Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny--from the very beginning of their unforgettable adventures. Script excerpt from a classic Jimmy scene. That showsh for babiesh, it'sh show shtupid. What color is the wind? Uuh uh uh, not so fast. "Britney's New Look", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park's twelfth season, were released on a three-disc DVD set and two-disc Blu-ray set in the United States on March 10, 2009. And now, back to 'Jesus and Pals' on South Park Public Access. Helll- Uh all right. I'm dead and for some reason you can see me! All right, Butters, you leave me no choice. Yeah, what's the big idea having your mom call all our moms last night? Death himself arrives to kill Kenny, and presents a warning to Grandpa Marvin against forcing others to help him commit suicide. I ate a bunch of chicken skin and it blew out my insides. Uh oh, don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on. Stan, you said your mom was bringing Kentucky Fried Chicken home for dinner! And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton, and had my way with her too. It feels so good to be making up Relive the dawn of the South Park era, with legendary episodes of the groundbreaking, Emmy® Award-winning animated classic. Okay grandpa, all you have to do is sit there. What about that? As the day progresses, more and more South Park residents continue to sling shot their bodies into the side of the 'Toon Central building. A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs. Two little boys, armed only with the weapon of confusion, managed to go in and save the Red Cross. Yeah, like assisted suicide. Poor Kenny has always seemed to be the whipping boy of showrunners Matt Stone and Trey Parker - at least in the show's early seasons. There's much more to life than two young men farting on each other. Ok, here we go. I was wrong to put you in that position Billy, just like you're wrong to put Little Billy in it now. Although originally just an annoying, spoiled child, Cartman got somewhat meaner over the course of the show's previous episodes. They killed Kenny. [Stan looks at him] How would you like to make a dollar Billy? In fact, even though he's survived most of the later seasons of South Park, the orange coat-wearing character has met his demise a whopping 126 times in total. Yeah, there's this guy named Jack Leborkian that goes around and murders people that ask him to, and he doesn't get in any trouble at all. He he got caught, he got caught up in the rat race of, of taking things for granted. Give me thirty seconds in there, and then you go in and free the hostages. Make, make it right! My parents don't get home until late. Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew! According to South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, "Scott Tenorman Must Die" represented significant shifts both in the writing of the show, and the characterization of Cartman. Wanted from me all along. All right, folks. God forgave the Jews, you should be able to forgive me! No, I think you'd better call a doctor. Hehh, it doesn't look like our protest is working. Pop Culture References Shout Outs. He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him. She informed me that some of you might be watching a, a naughty show called. The 184th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 25, 2009 as an Easter special. I don't know, but you're the only one who can. I'm telling mom! Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate. The episode was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with Nancy M. Pimental, and directed by Parker. 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